'i'd like one of those trendy velcro wallets.....'

Another beautiful sunny spring day in dundee. the silvery Tay sparkling as i meander down for a swim. a few therapeutic lengths, enjoy the feeling of the weightless-freedom, immersed of water. back out to the warming honey sunshine, i think back to the conversation with mistah G last night in the pub as i wander up the hill..... see part of Mr G's mid-life crisis was epitomised last night when he mentioned he wanted 'one of those trendy wallets'. this to co-ordinate with his G-unit hoody, g-unit shirt and cammo trousers recently purchased, to go with his bike whilst listening on his mp3 player to his hip-hop/funk/reggae/dancefloor/indie latest fly tunes. he's also requesting a skateboard.
bless.

so as i'm walking past the dept store on the way up the hill, dive in to get some pliers (as you do) and hey presto, what's on sale for cheap cheap, but one of those trendy wallets, even better,has a brand name. present it to mr G on my return who's a very happy man.
bless.

this in the week when one of my fave GP's i work with (well, the only GP i work with that i can bear to look at), he's quite a character, reveals that he couldn't wait to get home to play the newest version of online gaming 'lord of the rings' game, or some such thing. i shake my head and mutter about mr G better not find out about that one, when he remarks, hey, there's worse things we could do (ie. have outrageous affairs, gamble the house on a GG). there's reasoning for you. I remark mr G proudly reports he's 12. The GP reports likewise, as most blokes are. He (the GP) just grew up for a short period to graduate from medical school, so he could buy bigger toys and not get them taken off him.
bless.

they're good entertainment value at least.